1 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Shhh! 2 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Ok, fellows, listen up. 3 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Let's listen up! 4 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:50,000 I don't understand your attitude. 5 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 I really don't. 6 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Ok, things haven't exactly been easy for us recently. 7 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Hey, I know that, 8 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,000 but let's remember one thing-- wee a team. 9 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I love you guys. 10 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Let's all work together. 11 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Tonight's match could be o breakthrough. 12 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 What do you say? 13 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Go fuck yourself. 14 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 What's happened to you? 15 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Where's your sense of humor? 16 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,000 We lost it three weeks ago, 17 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,000 the last time we got paid. 18 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,000 ■■ our last promoter was mugged. 19 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 He wasn't mugged, man. 20 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 He conned you. 21 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Jack mcgiver will be here tonight 22 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 with the money. 23 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 He'd better be. 24 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Let's have a good workout. 25 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,000 You wouldn't know a good workout 26 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 if it bit you onour ass. 27 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 We need a real coach! 28 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 That's what I want to see. 29 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Get out there! 30 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 What do you say? 31 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Less smoking, more skating, diesel. 32 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Very attractive habit. 33 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Come on, that's right. 34 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Come on, pee wee. 35 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Good hustling. 36 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 This your team? 37 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Yeah. Pretty good, huh? 38 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Where are they playing? 39 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 They're playing right here. 40 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 No. 41 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 No. 42 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Not tonight or any other night. 43 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 We're closed. 44 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,000 This place gets demolished tomorrow. 45 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 I'm kicking you out. 46 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Jack mcgiver said-- 47 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 mcgiver? That crook? 48 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 You been had, buddy. 49 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Now, go on. Beat it. 50 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Good work, pee wee! 51 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,000 That's what I want to see. 52 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Good attitude. 53 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Ok! 54 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,000 All right, girls. Keep it up. 55 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 That's the way. 56 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 That's it! Stop! 57 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Get out of here! 58 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Vacate the premises. 59 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:08,000 It's time to leave. 60 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Out of my way! Where is he? 61 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Rangeloff, we're going to kill you! 62 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Son of a bitch! 63 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 [Horns honk] 64 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Come on! 65 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Good morning, Mr. Latimer. 66 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 You're late. 67 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Engine trouble. 68 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Sorry to hear your daughter's missing. 69 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Missing, hell. Kidnaped. 70 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Would you give me some details? 71 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Can't. Got a board meeting. 72 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Get it from the FBI. 73 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:12,000 He doesn't know how much money was in that safe? 74 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,000 No one gets this rich 75 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 without knowing where every nickel is. 76 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Police chief Norris, deputy dunaway. 77 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Ormond, FBI. 78 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 What do you know, chief? 79 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Nothing much. You? 80 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 I mean about the case. 81 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Huh? 82 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 I'll fill you in. 83 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Some time between 11:00 last night 84 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 and 7:00 this morning, 85 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Randall latimer's only child, 86 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 28-year-old georgiana latimer, 87 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 disappeared from this house 88 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,000 with an unspecified amount of money, 89 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 presumably a large amount, 90 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:53,000 judging by the size of that safe. 91 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 He turned the corner! 92 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 ♪ Round, round, get around, I get around ♪ 93 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 ♪ yeah, get around, round, round ♪ 94 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 ♪ I get around ♪ 95 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000 ♪ I get around ♪ 96 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 ♪ get around, round, round, I get around ♪ 97 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000 ♪ all over town ♪ 98 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 ♪ get around, round, round, I get around ♪ 99 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 ♪ I'm a real cool head ♪ 100 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 ♪ get around, round, round, I get around ♪ 101 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 ♪ I'm makin' real good bread ♪ 102 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 ♪ get around, round, round, I get around ♪ 103 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 ♪ I'm gettin' bugged ♪ 104 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 ♪ drivin' up and down the same old strip ♪ 105 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 ♪ I gotta find a new place ♪ 106 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:26,000 ♪ where the girls are hip ♪ 107 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 ♪ my buddies and me ♪ 108 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 ♪ are gettin' real well known ♪ 109 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 ♪ yeah, the bad guys know us ♪ 110 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 ♪ and they leave us alone ♪ 111 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 ♪ I get around ♪ 112 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 ♪ get around, round, round, I get around ♪ 113 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 ♪ all over town ♪ 114 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 ♪ get around, round, round, I get around ♪ 115 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000 ♪ I'm a real cool head ♪ 116 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 ♪ get around, round, round, I get around ♪ 117 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 ♪ I'm makin' real good bread ♪ 118 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 ♪ get around, round, round, I get around ♪ 119 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000 ♪ I get around ♪ 120 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 ♪ round ♪ 121 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,000 ♪ get around, round, round, round ♪♪ 122 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Which way? 123 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Hello. 124 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 I'm the district sales representative 125 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 for glide-away skates. 126 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 We're trying to dramatize-- 127 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 ■■ oh, my god. 128 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 You have a gun! 129 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Don't shoot. 130 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Ok, the truth. 131 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,000 Five women on roller skates are after me. 132 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Five women after you? 133 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 I swear to god. 134 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000 It's too crazy to be a lie. 135 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Five? 136 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 You must be good. 137 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Rangeloff, you creep! 138 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:36,000 Could we continue this conversation inside? 139 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Where are you? 140 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 You read my mind. 141 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Rangeloff, we'll get you! 142 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Mr. Latimer says she was kidnaped. 143 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Whoever heard of kidnapers 144 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 taking the ransom first? 145 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 That's what bothers me. 146 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Dunaway, are you listening? 147 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Take some notes! 148 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 I live close by. 149 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Do you mind if I go home now? 150 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Take your time. We'll be here. 151 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Good deal. 152 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Come on! 153 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,000 ■ I don't believe this. 154 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000 ■■ oh. 155 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Ohh! 156 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Didn't know I could hold my breath that long, 157 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000 did you? 158 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000 No. 159 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,000 I can hold it longer. 160 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,000 If you don't believe me, ask my husband. 161 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Your husband? What's he do? 162 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 He's chief of police. 163 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Oh! 164 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Don't worry. 165 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:15,000 He never comes home till dark. 166 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Estelle! 167 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Oh, dear. 168 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 It's him. 169 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Him? 170 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 M, who? 171 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 My husband. 172 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Your husband? 173 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Estelle! 174 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:54,000 She's at it again. 175 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 You stay here. 176 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Estelle! 177 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:03,000 Estelle! 178 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:08,000 [Crash] 179 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Whose skate is this? 180 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 The plumber's. 181 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000 The plumber's son. 182 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,000 The tub drain was stopped up, 183 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:29,000 and he skated over to fix it. 184 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 You expect me to believe that? 185 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 There you go, ma'am. 186 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 I don't think you'll have 187 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:40,000 any more problems with that drain. 188 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:45,000 Now, chief, uh... 189 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000 You look like you've had a rough day. 190 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Don'think that frontal nudity, seeming proximity 191 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 constitute evidence-- 192 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 bend over. 193 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Sorry? 194 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Turn around and bend over. 195 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Fine. 196 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,000 That's fine. 197 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 [Click] 198 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000 One false move, 199 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,000 and you'll get a .38 enema. 200 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,000 That's fine, too. 201 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 That's good work, feeny. 202 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Over and out. 203 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,000 You look like you're having fun. 204 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Finally got a make on you, rangeloff. 205 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,000 How? I've never been arrested. 206 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 You lived with a guy 207 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,000 with a mile-long record with bunko-- 208 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,000 Robert sturdevent, alias Bob sturdy, alias stu Robinson. 209 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 How about century milestone? 210 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Century? I don't know him. 211 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Yeah, I bet. 212 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Put your clothes back on. 213 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:49,000 How? 214 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,000 I know my rights. You can't do that. 215 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:01,000 After what you done, I can do anything. 216 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,000 "Keep your nose clean-- century." 217 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Give me that. 218 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Ooh! Ow! 219 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Hey. You all right? 220 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Come here. 221 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Come here. 222 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Let me see what this is. 223 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000 I don't think it's going to be fatal. 224 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 You better stop crying. 225 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Hey, miss, take our picture, please? 226 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Get your picture took. 227 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 How's that, huh? 228 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000 Ok, let's go. 229 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:52,000 [Click] 230 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,000 Next time you reach for anything, 231 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 I'll pistol-whip you. 232 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Now get dressed. 233 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Try down here one more time. 234 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 I'm tired. 235 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Shut up, pee wee. 236 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Chief, look at that. 237 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Look out! 238 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Sorry. 239 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Come on. Let's stop him. 240 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 Dunaway! 241 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Where did that guy come from? 242 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Hey, you! Get out of my way! 243 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 That's all we need-- 244 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,000 get hit by a police car. 245 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 What's this coffin crap? 246 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Let's put the money in a suitcase and go t.W.A. 247 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Your picture's everywhere. 248 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 Widows aren't asked questions. 249 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000 We're safe once we're on the train. 250 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 ♪ Round, round, get around ♪ 251 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 ♪ I get around ♪ 252 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 ♪ yeah, get around, round, round ♪ 253 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 ♪ I get around ♪ 254 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 ♪ I get around ♪ 255 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000 ♪ get around, round, round, I get around ♪ 256 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 ♪ all over town ♪ 257 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 ♪ get around, round, round, I get around ♪ 258 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000 ♪ I'm a real cool head ♪ 259 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 ♪ get around, round, round, I get around ♪ 260 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 ♪ I'm makin' real good bread ♪ 261 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 ♪ get around, round, round, I get around ♪ 262 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 ♪ I'm gettin' bugged ♪ 263 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 ♪ drivin' up and down the same old strip ♪♪ 264 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:13,000 What will this get me in a 39 regular? 265 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Get some of those flags down here. 266 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 Where are we forming up? 267 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000 That's New York City, sir. 268 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Give me the flags, will you? 269 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Get inside. 270 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,000 There you go. 271 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Isn't the hat too small? 272 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Get a haircut. Well, deal? 273 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:43,000 That depends on how much cash you'll give me, 274 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 plus the clothes. 275 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Who said cash? 276 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 That's an expensive watch. 277 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Leave the clothes and wear the watch. 278 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 Take it or leave it. 279 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:58,000 I'll take it. 280 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Dunaway, he just didn't disappear. 281 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,000 He's got to be here. 282 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 He's around here somewhere. 283 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Can't you make this thing go faster? 284 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:13,000 I said you be home at 3:00! 285 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Want to buy a book about George Harrison? 286 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 I don't like the Beatles. 287 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,000 They can't have a parade without flags. 288 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Watch it! 289 00:20:55,000 --> 00:21:00,000 I'll go look for that flag detail. 290 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,000 ■■ come on. We don't got all day. 291 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,000 I don't believe the way you win. 292 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 I don't believe it. 293 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Care for a little flutter, sarge? 294 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Ah, no. Carry on. 295 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Jesus! 296 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Look out! Mps! 297 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Hold it, sergeant. 298 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Is that flag yours? 299 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Yeah. 300 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Don't run, just don't run. 301 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Stop! 302 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,000 There's five bucks for you if you stop. 303 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Yes, sir! 304 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Hee-yaa! 305 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 I'll ask the office 306 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:52,000 to keep a look out for her. 307 00:22:55,000 --> 00:23:00,000 [Radio] ♪ sing of happy, not sad ♪ 308 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 ♪ sing ♪ 309 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:08,000 ♪ sing a song ♪ 310 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 ♪ make it simple... ♪♪ 311 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Ok, I'm moving. 312 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,000 There's a soldier on platform 3 313 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000 beside a flag-draped coffin. 314 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Take this to him. I'll pay you. 315 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,000 All right. You're flying to Reno. 316 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 I'm staying with the money. 317 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000 I'll take care of soldier boy. 318 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000 I can't go to the airport. 319 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 There are cops there. 320 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Airport? It's an empty lot. 321 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,000 The pilot owes me a favor. 322 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 Hurry up there, boys. 323 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Where did the widow go? 324 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Who? 325 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Oh, never mind. 326 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000 Here. 327 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 What's this? 328 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,000 From the lady in black. 329 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:58,000 No reply requested. 330 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000 Board! 331 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Hello, sir. 332 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,000 ■ I remember the old presidents 333 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 better than the new ones-- 334 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Garfield, McKinley, Roosevelt-- 335 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,000 I'm not much after 1933. 336 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Try me before that, and I'm dead on. 337 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 There was taft, McKinley, 338 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000 Herbert hooper-- uh, hoosier. 339 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 Whatever it was. 340 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Would you mind if I just went-- 341 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 I remember when amrail 342 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 took over the railroads. 343 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000 They tried to give me the boot. 344 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 I was over 65. 345 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000 I wrote the president. 346 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 Of the railroad? 347 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000 United States. 348 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000 The railroad president is dead. 349 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 But he had promised me 350 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:25,000 I could stay on until I dropped. 351 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,000 So I says, "Mr. Nickerson--" 352 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000 Nixon? 353 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 Nixon, that's his name. 354 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 I says to him, 355 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,000 "a promise is a promise." 356 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:40,000 When I got his letter of commendation, 357 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 nobody dared fire me. 358 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Nixon gave you a commendation? 359 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000 Had to. 360 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 Why? 361 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,000 I sent a xeroxed copy of my letter 362 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000 to Walter cronkite. 363 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:59,000 That war you was in, that was in China? 364 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Close enough. 365 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Who won? 366 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Nobody. 367 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Your buddy in that box, 368 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,000 what was his name? 369 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000 Biddlecoff. 370 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Corporal Lane biddlecoff. 371 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000 Where does he live? 372 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 High river, Nebraska. 373 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 We don't stop there. 374 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 That's too bad. 375 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,000 I'll go to the stop beyond high river. 376 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,000 The coffin tag says New York City. 377 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Close enough. 378 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 [Whistle blows] 379 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Coming into Reno. 380 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Would you excuse me? 381 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Yeah. 382 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:44,000 I got work to do. 383 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,000 You're going the wrong way 384 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 for the dining car. 385 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,000 I'll show you the way. 386 00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:01,000 Shit. 387 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 Your attention, please. 388 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Now arriving on track 7, 389 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 the amrail streamliner, 390 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 San Diego from Oakland. 391 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Passengers will depart through gate 3. 392 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Bobby! 393 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Oh, you... 394 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000 [Clunk] 395 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:47,000 [Television] I asked him why he was in my tub. 396 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,000 He said he was the plumber's son. 397 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 And you believed him? 398 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000 Of course not. He was...Undressed. 399 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,000 And he forced you to undress? 400 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000 That was an unfounded rumor 401 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:06,000 circulated by my ex-deputy... 402 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 Where the hell you been? 403 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Your pilot landed twice for directions. 404 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,000 Weren't you getting rid of him? 405 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000 I am. 406 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 These boots sure hurt. 407 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000 You ain't used to wearing them things, 408 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 now are you? 409 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000 I'll say it once. 410 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Get on that train, you're dead. 411 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000 What? 412 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Dead. 413 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 [Television] Vice president agnew 414 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 took the offensive yesterday 415 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,000 against reports that he took kickbacks 416 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 from government contractors, 417 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 denouncing the charges as lies. 418 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 What's he doing? 419 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Probably calling his mother 420 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,000 to say he's catching a later train. 421 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 It's Michael. 422 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 Is century there? 423 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Where is he? 424 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Don't give me the number. 425 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,000 I'll tell you where I am. 426 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,000 Just shut up and listen. 427 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Board! 428 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,000 As a countermove to the Watergate hearings, 429 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,000 H.R. haldeman, white house chief of staff, 430 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:25,000 proposed leaking a story that George mcgovern... 431 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Sure scared him off. 432 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 ...fathered an illegitimate child. 433 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:34,000 Son of a bitch! 434 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 FBI. 435 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 How do you know? 436 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:47,000 His shoes. 437 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 Don't board here. It's risky. 438 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000 What about you? 439 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 I'm not latimer's daughter. 440 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,000 The pilot will fly you to ogden. 441 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Once you're there, 442 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,000 the money will be in a bag. 443 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Soldier boy will be in a coffin. 444 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Hope my informers helped. 445 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:12,000 My suspect should be on this train. 446 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 Can I help you? 447 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 I'm a cripple, right? 448 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Well, i-- 449 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000 sergeant stud to the rescue. 450 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 I just wanted to-- 451 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000 to show me your muscles. 452 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000 It's super fag. 453 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Forget it. 454 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 No, no, no, go ahead. 455 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Help me. 456 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:51,000 It's about time for some bastard to ruin my life. 457 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Why shouldn't it be you? 458 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000 Oh, sit, sit. 459 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:03,000 I'm a masochist. 460 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 If you're not a fag, 461 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:10,000 why was he holding your arm? 462 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 Don't even know him. 463 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000 Why is he staring at us then? 464 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Everyone's staring at us. 465 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 You want to stare? 466 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,000 You want to stare at me? 467 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:32,000 I'll give you something to stare at. 468 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:37,000 Ta-da! 469 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:42,000 People. 470 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 You're looking for cigarettes, right? 471 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 You won't find any, 472 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,000 and you'll try to bum one from me. 473 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,000 You can't treat me like shit 474 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,000 and then mooch a cigarette. 475 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000 I don't smoke. 476 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 [Gargles] 477 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 I have an idea. 478 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,000 Let's try to have a normal conversation. 479 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 It's a long train ride. 480 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,000 If I'm so fucking boring, 481 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000 why don't you catch a plane? 482 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,000 My buddy's lying in a baggage car. 483 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 Your buddy? Woo, woo! 484 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 He's a faggot, too, right? 485 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 What's he doing there, 486 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 waiting for the conductor 487 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000 to punch his ticket? 488 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:34,000 He's in a casket. Cambodia. Land mine. 489 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:41,000 I'm bringing him home. 490 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000 You prick. 491 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Now I feel like a piece of shit. 492 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,000 You did it on purpose, 493 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,000 just like Rory used to do. 494 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 I'm sorry, really. 495 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000 I know my faults. 496 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Rory reminded me of them for two years. 497 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 So why did I marry him? 498 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 I'm an actress. 499 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Actresses should stay vulnerable. 500 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 Rory's an actor, too? 501 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Male model. 502 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,000 Paco rabanne should have told me. 503 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 Who's he? 504 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000 It's a Cologne. 505 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,000 He had a gallon of it. 506 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 Dead giveaway, 507 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000 that and the open-mesh jockey shorts. 508 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:28,000 What's your name? 509 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 Don't laugh. 510 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Standish Logan. 511 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 I like it. 512 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 Oh, bullshit. 513 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,000 But it's a good name professionally. 514 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000 It's arresting. 515 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,000 You act on stage or movies? 516 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Strictly the boob tube. 517 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000 I did a mod squad last year. 518 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,000 Nobody saw it. Fucking play-offs. 519 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,000 My agent said he saw it, 520 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 but he's full of shit. 521 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 Hollywood. 522 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 What's your name? 523 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 Michael rangeloff. 524 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,000 I like the first name. 525 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:13,000 The second one... 526 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Are you hungry? Neither am I. 527 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Some women gorge themselves 528 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 when they get divorced. 529 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 I couldn't. 530 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,000 What he did makes me throw up. 531 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Take me to the baggage car 532 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 to see your friend. 533 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 It's just a sealed casket 534 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 with a flag over it. 535 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,000 I'd like to see it. 536 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Why? 537 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 If I knew why, 538 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 I'd change my mind. 539 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 Please? 540 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:49,000 Ok. 541 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:55,000 Tickets! 542 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Oh, howdy. 543 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Tickets. 544 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 This is for a roomette. 545 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:11,000 I'll show you where it is. 546 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Standish, please don't cry. 547 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,000 Look, I got something to say-- 548 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 son of a bitch. 549 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 Who, me? 550 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,000 You had to be telling the truth. 551 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 He's here, all right. 552 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000 I was hoping you were lying, 553 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 that there wasn't any coffin. 554 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 Are you a hero, too? 555 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000 No. 556 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Jesus, Michael. 557 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 Oh, don't... 558 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000 I'm sorry. 559 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:55,000 I've just never known anybody like you. 560 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,000 All the guys I know are jerks, 561 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:03,000 like Rory and my lousy manager. 562 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 Oh, come on. 563 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,000 He tried to take 50% of my unemployment. 564 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000 Come here. 565 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Hollywood's ruining my life. 566 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000 Sorry. 567 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Ok, ok, it's all right. 568 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,000 Toothpaste. 569 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000 When amrail took over the railroads, 570 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 they tried to boot me. 571 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000 Will you punch that ticket? 572 00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:00,000 I decided to write the president. 573 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:07,000 We're talking history here. 574 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000 You ok now? 575 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000 Hey, hey. Come on. 576 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Yeah, I'm fine. 577 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000 You sure? 578 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000 I got your flag all wet. 579 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,000 If it's ruined, send me the bill. 580 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000 Where to? 581 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,000 The Alan schnedecker memorial recuperation hospital, in Denver. 582 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,000 That's where I'm going to have my breakdown. 583 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000 You're going to have a breakdown? 584 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000 Having. 585 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Hadn't you noticed? 586 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000 No. 587 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000 I'm going to regret this. 588 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 I thought I told you 589 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000 to stay off this train. 590 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000 Who are you? 591 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,000 If that cargo's been touched, it's your ass. 592 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 What about his ass? 593 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 Button it, bimbo. 594 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Who are you calling a bimbo? 595 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Get out of here. 596 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 You're mine. 597 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 If he's anybody's, he's mine. 598 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Go cruise the men's room. 599 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000 Yeah. 600 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000 What were you going to tell me? 601 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Forget it, bimbo. 602 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,000 So I says to him, "president nickerson--" 603 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Nixon. 604 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000 That's it. 605 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 Mr. Stapleton-- 606 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000 who's that? 607 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000 You. 608 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,000 I'm going to talk to the passengers. 609 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:50,000 I'll go with you. 610 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 All right, get up. 611 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Come with me. 612 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000 Where we going? 613 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000 My roomette, both of you. 614 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Fuck off, faggot. 615 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,000 This won't wait. 616 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 You degenerate. 617 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000 There he is. 618 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 What else can happen? 619 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,000 Get your feet off that seat. 620 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,000 How lovely to see you again! 621 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 I had to ask. 622 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000 I got it. I'm in shangri-la. 623 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 What's your name, soldier? 624 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 Frederick j. Kirk. 625 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 You said he was rangeloff. 626 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Lane biddlecoff. 627 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000 That's your name? 628 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 His buddy in the box. 629 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Is kafka writing this? 630 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 Mr. Stapleton's confused. 631 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,000 You got on at Oakland? 632 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,000 You're asking a lot of questions. 633 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,000 I've got a license. Ormond, FBI. 634 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000 Know this woman? 635 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000 No. 636 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000 You're not looking at the photo. 637 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000 We spent 30 minutes together. 638 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Where? 639 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000 In her bathtub. 640 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000 What? 641 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 In her bathtub! 642 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 Ever work for her father? 643 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,000 Father? Wasn't he her husband, 644 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000 the chief of police? 645 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Latimer is chief of police? 646 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 Who's latimer? 647 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000 I don't know her. 648 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 What's your destination, sergeant? 649 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:34,000 New York. 650 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000 Who's kafka? 651 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000 Maybe her first name. 652 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000 Kafka, a first name? 653 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Who are you? 654 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000 Standish. 655 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 No, I'm standish. 656 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:51,000 You told me your name was Michael rangeloff. 657 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000 You sure you want to get involved? 658 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,000 Involved? Where have you been? 659 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000 All right, all right. 660 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 You'll buy me a drink, 661 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,000 I'll tell you everything. 662 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Including the bathtub? 663 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Even the bathtub. 664 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,000 So your name is rangeloff. 665 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000 And, and, and, and... 666 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000 You lived in an orphanage 667 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000 until you were 16? 668 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,000 Except for some foster homes, 669 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 but I always came back. 670 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,000 I'm allergic to child abuse. 671 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Then you were adopted by century? 672 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Not adopted. 673 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,000 He was raised in the orphange, too. 674 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,000 He would visit me there. 675 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 What does he do? 676 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000 He's a con man. 677 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000 A crook? 678 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 No, no, no. 679 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,000 When a crook robs you, you know it. 680 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,000 People taken by century don't know it. 681 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,000 He taught me a few things, 682 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 like knocking this coin 683 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,000 through the bar using this glass. 684 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000 He tried to train me, 685 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,000 but I didn't have the talent. 686 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 What do you do? 687 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 Well, you name it. 688 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,000 This week, I manage a roller derby team. 689 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 Last week, I unloaded cargo. 690 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Cargo! He said cargo! 691 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 Where are you going? 692 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Baggage car. 693 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 I get off in ogden. 694 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Let's get it on before I get off. 695 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 The sherman tank approach. 696 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,000 May I ask a personal question? 697 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000 The personaler, the better. 698 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,000 Do you have the clap? 699 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000 No. 700 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:46,000 I do. 701 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Oh, my god! 702 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000 The coffin! 703 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:50,000 It's her! 704 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:55,000 Whew! 705 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:40,000 I guess I was next. 706 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:45,000 Get out of here! 707 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Oh! 708 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:55,000 Some guys just can't take a hint. 709 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000 Mr. Stapleton, 710 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,000 can I get closer to that sink? 711 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:08,000 I know I was born when they shot Lincoln. 712 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 Or was it McKinley? 713 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Might have been McKinley. 714 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,000 I know where georgiana latimer is. 715 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Where? 716 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000 In the coffin. He killed her. 717 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 Corporal biddlecoff's in the coffin. 718 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 How do you know? 719 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 They told me. 720 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 Who killed her? 721 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000 Michael rangeloff, 722 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000 the pervert I've been sitting with. 723 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 You mean sergeant kirk? 724 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,000 Who knows his real name? 725 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000 President Garfield! 726 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,000 I was alive when they shot him. 727 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 I've got it. 728 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000 He stole corporal biddlecoff's uniform. 729 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 Then he ditched him. 730 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,000 Then he put her in the coffin. 731 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 They're both in there! 732 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:59,000 Do something! 733 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 The train's slowing down. 734 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 We're coming into ogden. 735 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 He'll get away! 736 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 You won't let him. 737 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Me? 738 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 You'll return to your seat 739 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 and behave normally. 740 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,000 I'm in the middle of a nervous breakdown. 741 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000 You can do it. 742 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,000 I could shit. 743 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000 All right. 744 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,000 In case he tries to bolt, 745 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000 I'll cover the train station. 746 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Let's go. 747 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:41,000 That girl's got a nasty mouth. 748 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Line up right there and be quiet. 749 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,000 Have a flower for your bereavement. 750 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:59,000 Ok, don't. 751 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Where have you been? 752 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000 In the men's room. 753 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000 I have something to tell you. 754 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,000 I think I'm in trouble. 755 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000 You think you're in trouble. 756 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000 What's wrong? 757 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 What's wrong? 758 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000 Stop repeating me and listen. 759 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 I opened that coffin-- 760 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,000 I don't want to hear it. 761 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000 [Whistling] 762 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:29,000 Don't touch me! 763 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000 Oh, my god! 764 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,000 Ow! 765 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,000 Georgie! 766 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,000 FBI on board. Meet me in New York. 767 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000 What about the soldier? 768 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000 Today. 769 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000 You bastard! What's going on? 770 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,000 FBI! 771 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,000 Train leaving on track 26. 772 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000 What have I done? 773 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000 Michael? 774 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,000 You'll be so mad at me. 775 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,000 What did you do, standish? 776 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 All aboard, please, last call. 777 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000 All aboard, all aboard. 778 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,000 He didn't try to get off. 779 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,000 Who? 780 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Sergeant kirk. Let's go. 781 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000 Right. 782 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:18,000 Board! 783 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,000 Let's go talk to him. 784 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:26,000 Who? 785 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000 You did what? 786 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 I told the FBI 787 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 you murdered georgiana latimer 788 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 and her body's in the coffin. 789 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Give me a pencil. 790 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 What did you do? 791 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,000 She's ok. These fits never last. 792 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000 Fits? 793 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 She can hear you. 794 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000 What is your name? 795 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Sergeant Frederick kirk, special graves detail. 796 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 You can't lay there. 797 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,000 You should rent a roomette. 798 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000 She told me-- 799 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000 she's Jackie onassis? 800 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000 She's not responsible. 801 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000 Easy, Mrs. Biddlecoff. 802 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,000 Mrs. Biddlecoff? The wife...Widow of-- 803 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 she never mentioned that. 804 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,000 You discussed him with her? 805 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,000 I'm not sure. 806 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 Because you're not sure, 807 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,000 she's had three pencils in five minutes. 808 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000 What can I do? 809 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,000 Get out and leave us alone. 810 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 Since you're laying there, 811 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,000 I'll get a pillow. 812 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,000 Don't get up until they're out. 813 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,000 Ok, ok. 814 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,000 What's all this Lane biddlecoff stuff? 815 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,000 There's nobody's body in that coffin. 816 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 Or is there? 817 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 You didn't murder georgiana latimer, 818 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,000 but maybe you murdered somebody else. 819 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,000 When did you clear me? 820 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 When I saw her outside. 821 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,000 I did see her, Michael. 822 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000 Here's your pillow. 823 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000 He wants to see you. 824 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000 Who? 825 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 In the bgage car. 826 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 Who? 827 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 Don't press me. The reverend. 828 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:16,000 Oh. 829 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:21,000 Take a nap. 830 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:43,000 Keep moving, punk. 831 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000 Alone at last, huh? 832 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,000 I don't know what you're talking about. 833 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000 Sure you do. 834 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,000 Ok, I know. 835 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,000 I wasn't trying to take it. 836 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000 Don't waste your breath! 837 00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000 Come on, come on. Take it easy! 838 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 Don't shoot me, ok? 839 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,000 Whatever you do, don't shoot me. 840 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:09,000 I'll have to beat it out of you. 841 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,000 God! 842 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 Now, where's century? 843 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 Tell me where he is. 844 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,000 Now! I want to know. 845 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,000 I don't-- 846 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000 tell me real quick. 847 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 I don't know. 848 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 I'll start getting tough. 849 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,000 I didn't tell him nothing. 850 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000 Ok. 851 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,000 ♪ Oh, how my heart yearns for you ♪ 852 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,000 ♪ oh, Peggy, my Peggy sue ♪ 853 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:41,000 ♪ well, I love you, girl ♪♪ 854 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:26,000 I thought I told you to keep your nose clean. 855 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000 Century, tell standish 856 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,000 about the time you fixed the races. 857 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 We just burnt the nostalgia 858 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000 down to the ground. 859 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,000 I have a new business. 860 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:43,000 You're not a priest, are you? 861 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000 Not bloody likely. 862 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000 I need a high collar 863 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,000 for the wound on my neck. 864 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000 Where'd you get that? 865 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 Bolivia. 866 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000 A word of advice. 867 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000 Never cross 11 junta colonels. 868 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,000 Far fucking out. 869 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000 Precisely. 870 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000 Now, kid, from the beginning. 871 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:10,000 Well, I had this roller skating team... 872 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪ 873 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 ♪ life is but a dream ♪ 874 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,000 ♪ row, row, row your boat ♪ 875 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000 ♪ gently down the stream ♪ 876 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000 ♪ merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪ 877 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000 ♪ life is but a dream ♪ 878 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,000 ♪ row, row, row your boat ♪ 879 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000 ♪ gently down the stream ♪ 880 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 ♪ merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪ 881 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:45,000 ♪ life is but a dream ♪♪ 882 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:54,000 I knew that soldier boy was on the up and up. 883 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,000 I tried to tell that g-man. 884 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:03,000 Too bad that coffin's got to go to New York 885 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,000 before it gets to Nebraska. 886 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:09,000 Wish I could do something to help. 887 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000 But what? 888 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:14,000 Let me think. 889 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000 Got it! 890 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,000 Who is in the coffin? 891 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,000 Good question. 892 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 How would I know? 893 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,000 I didn't open it to find out. 894 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000 I see. 895 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000 That's quite a story. 896 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:34,000 Mind if I sleep on it? 897 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:45,000 [Whack] 898 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:11,000 Denver! 899 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:18,000 Sorry you didn't get your man. 900 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 I'm not off the case. 901 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:24,000 It ain't over till the fat lady sings. 902 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 Which fat lady? 903 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:30,000 Box up them poochies if you're going aboard. 904 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 Pilkington agencies. 905 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 They're guard dogs. 906 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000 Oh, yes, pilkinson's. 907 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,000 Where's your shipment? 908 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 In the armored truck. 909 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 I'm checking this car first. 910 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 Hello. 911 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000 He'll tear your arm off. 912 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 Dogs don't scare me. 913 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,000 I've had labrador repeaters, English settlers-- 914 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,000 they didn't bite my ass. 915 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000 Standish, my dear, good luck. 916 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,000 From the way you guys 917 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000 been looking at each other, 918 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,000 I have a feeling 919 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000 I'll see you again. 920 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,000 Bye. 921 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000 Bye. 922 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000 What's in here? 923 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,000 My life. 924 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 This breakdown may be long. 925 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,000 Are you getting off, soldier? 926 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:22,000 I'm just taking stand-- miss biddlecoff to a taxi. 927 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,000 I got to call the president. 928 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000 Who's he calling? 929 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,000 The president. 930 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,000 I'll just call us a-- 931 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,000 taxi! 932 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:40,000 Stay. 933 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 The word is good-bye, 934 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,000 but I just can't say it. 935 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000 Five minutes from now, 936 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000 you'll hit on someone else. 937 00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:02,000 It'll be at least an hour. 938 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000 It's a joke. 939 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000 I know. 940 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000 I know. 941 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:13,000 You really like me. 942 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,000 Yeah. 943 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,000 You ready? 944 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000 Turn on your meter. 945 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:24,000 Shut off your mouth. 946 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,000 You have the number. 947 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,000 That's Washington, D.C., person to person. 948 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 The name? 949 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000 Well, I don't rightly recall. 950 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:40,000 He's the president of the United States. 951 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,000 That's right. 952 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Thank you very much. 953 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000 Hello, miss rosewood? 954 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 Is the president in? 955 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000 This is verne stapleton. 956 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000 Yes, that's right, 957 00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,000 the oldest railroad conductor in the world. 958 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000 Yeah, I thought that'd get to you. 959 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:07,000 Would you just put the president on, please? 960 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000 He's busy? With who? 961 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,000 Walter gates? 962 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,000 Watergate. 963 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000 Don't think I know him. 964 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,000 Anyway, I'm having a little trouble 965 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,000 with the railway again, and--oh? 966 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:25,000 Maybe Walter cronkite won't be so busy. 967 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,000 Hello there, Mr. President! 968 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:31,000 How are you? 969 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:35,000 And get out of that army uniform 970 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,000 before they send you overseas. 971 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,000 You know where to find me-- 972 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,000 chock full 'o nuts, Denver, Colorado. 973 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:47,000 Good-bye. 974 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,000 Uh, let go, standish. 975 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,000 Let go! 976 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,000 You son of a bitch! 977 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,000 You almost killed him! 978 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,000 That'll be fine, Mr. President. 979 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000 And while you're calling amrail, 980 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:04,000 I'll call high river and the mayor, and-- 981 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,000 you'll call him? Oh, fine. 982 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,000 Thank you, Mr. President. 983 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:15,000 My best to Mrs. Nickerson and to checkers. 984 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000 You ready now? 985 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 Go ahead. 986 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000 King of spades. 987 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000 King. 988 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,000 One, two, three. 989 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000 You looked in the coffin? 990 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,000 I couldn't tell you with standish here. 991 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,000 If that guy had killed me, 992 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000 he'd have killed her. 993 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000 Thanks for saving me. 994 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000 That's all right. 995 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000 Blackjack. 996 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,000 How convenient! 997 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,000 Yes. 998 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,000 So you opened the coffin, and? 999 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:58,000 There's about $1 million in there. 1000 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000 $5 million. 1001 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,000 What? 1002 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000 I counted it. 1003 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:08,000 You mean there's $5 million in there? 1004 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000 Shh. What you got? 1005 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,000 No wonder he's trying to kill me. 1006 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,000 Hit me. 1007 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,000 Blackjack. 1008 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,000 Use that. 1009 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:22,000 No, thanks. I have enough. 1010 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,000 Seven aye, two no, one abstention, 1011 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,000 followed by the usual closing prayer 1012 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,000 delivered by the reverend. 1013 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,000 Meeting adjourned by mayor frizzoli. 1014 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000 End of minutes. 1015 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:47,000 Do I hear a motion to approve? 1016 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,000 Mayor frizzoli! 1017 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000 Don't do that! 1018 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,000 This just arrived from the white house! 1019 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000 The white house? 1020 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000 Yes. 1021 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:02,000 Well, what, what is it? 1022 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,000 Jesus... 1023 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,000 Herbert... 1024 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000 Christ! 1025 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000 What's going on? 1026 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000 His nephew, Lane billecoff, died. 1027 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:15,000 His remains are being sent here to high river today 1028 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,000 on the amrail coast-to-coaster. 1029 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,000 That train doesn't come here. 1030 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000 It does today, 1031 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,000 by special order of the president. 1032 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:30,000 They stole the money from georgiana latimer's father. 1033 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000 Standish did see her. 1034 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,000 Probably. 1035 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,000 Why would latimer say 1036 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,000 there was only $100,000 missing? 1037 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:42,000 He was trying to hide it, that's why. 1038 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,000 From who? 1039 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:47,000 Who we all hide money from--the I.R.S. 1040 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:50,000 Oh. 1041 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000 What will we do? 1042 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000 Finders keepers, kid. 1043 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000 You mean steal it? 1044 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,000 Latimer already did. 1045 01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,000 You can't steal the same money 1046 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000 from the government twice. 1047 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000 That's double jeopardy. 1048 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,000 Wait a minute. Robbery is robbery. 1049 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:10,000 Shut up, Michael, you ungrateful asshole. 1050 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,000 Standish! We just said good-bye. 1051 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,000 I almost got killed in the process. 1052 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:21,000 Century just saved your life. 1053 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,000 What are you doing? 1054 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:28,000 We need something to put the money in. 1055 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:46,000 [Dog barks] 1056 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,000 Anna-Marie. 1057 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000 Anna-Marie! 1058 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:24,000 Hmm? 1059 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000 Anna-Marie! 1060 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,000 What? 1061 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,000 Where are you? 1062 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,000 What is it, Mario? 1063 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000 Where the hell is he? 1064 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000 He's helping me. 1065 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,000 I do all the work 1066 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:41,000 since you made me fire everybody. 1067 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000 I had to fire everybody 1068 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:47,000 so they wouldn't know he was here. 1069 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,000 Hello, uncle Mario. 1070 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,000 Shut up. 1071 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,000 There's a train arriving here 1072 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,000 in a few hours. 1073 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,000 On it is Lane biddlecoff's body. 1074 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000 But i'm Lane biddlecoff. 1075 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000 What's going on? 1076 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:06,000 Your son is no longer a living deserter. 1077 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000 Now he's a dead hero. 1078 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:13,000 There must be some mistake. 1079 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,000 Of course it's a mistake! 1080 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,000 But only we know. 1081 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:21,000 When the stiff arrives, we have a parade. 1082 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,000 It goes in the ground. 1083 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,000 We stick this moron 1084 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,000 on a banana boat for Venezuela. 1085 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,000 How come I'm going to Venezuela? 1086 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,000 Because you weren't killed! 1087 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,000 That is your nephew! 1088 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,000 I don't want to go to Venezuela. 1089 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:42,000 You should've considered that when you deserted. 1090 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,000 You should've kept me from the draft. 1091 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:49,000 You enlisted! 1092 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,000 Oh, yeah. That's right. 1093 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,000 Jesus! What a nitwit! 1094 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,000 Keep him in that house 1095 01:04:55,000 --> 01:05:00,000 until I can sneak him out of town! 1096 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,000 ♪ So you think you're a Romeo ♪ 1097 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,000 ♪ playing a part in a picture show ♪ 1098 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:19,000 ♪ well, take the long way home ♪ 1099 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:23,000 ♪ take the long way home ♪ 1100 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:26,000 ♪ if you're the joke of the neighborhood ♪ 1101 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000 ♪ why should she care if you're feeling good ♪ 1102 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:32,000 Well, take ♪ the long way home ♪♪ 1103 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:35,000 You can go to the baggage car. 1104 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,000 Them dobermans are tied up. 1105 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,000 Are we nearing Omaha? 1106 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,000 No, high river. 1107 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,000 You said that, right? 1108 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:46,000 That's what I told him. 1109 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000 What was that about? 1110 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000 He thinks he had Nixon 1111 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000 reroute us to Nebraska. 1112 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:56,000 [Humming theme from twilight zone] 1113 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,000 People, line up this instant. 1114 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:03,000 Along here, do you hear me? 1115 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,000 Oh, kids. 1116 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:08,000 They w0nder why I'm not married. 1117 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000 No, they don't. 1118 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000 Here comes the mayor. 1119 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000 It's wilt Chamberlain in drag. 1120 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000 We all set? 1121 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000 As we'll ever be. 1122 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000 You look lovely, Isadora. 1123 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000 Cut the crap. 1124 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,000 Mayor frizzoli? 1125 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,000 Nadine gardner, ubs, Omaha. 1126 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,000 You covering this on television? 1127 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,000 Certainly. 1128 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,000 I was wondering, 1129 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:33,000 where is Lane biddlecoff's mother? 1130 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,000 She won't attend the funeral. 1131 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000 She's overcome with grief. 1132 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:42,000 I see. 1133 01:06:55,000 --> 01:07:00,000 High river, Nebraska! 1134 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,000 He did it. 1135 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:14,000 Two, three. 1136 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:18,000 We're in some war movie. 1137 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,000 Look, what's he playing? 1138 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:23,000 Mad about the boy. What else? 1139 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:28,000 I will do the talking. 1140 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,000 Welcome to high river, Nebraska, 1141 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:35,000 on this sad but triumphant occasion. 1142 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,000 Words cannot convey our feelings, 1143 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,000 so there won't be any. 1144 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,000 Ok, get it out. 1145 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,000 Excuse me. 1146 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,000 Excuse me. Your honor? 1147 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,000 It is your honor, isn't it? 1148 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,000 Yeah. Mayor frizzoli. 1149 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,000 Allow us to introduce ourselves. 1150 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,000 This is sergeant rangeloff, 1151 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,000 special graves detail, 1152 01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:01,000 and I am the... 1153 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:05,000 The reverend bassinet. 1154 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:08,000 Walker bassinet, major, U.S. army, retired. 1155 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,000 I was Lane's chaplain. 1156 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,000 I'm Isadora frizzoli. 1157 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:16,000 I have a poem for my cousin Lane. 1158 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:20,000 She wrote it herself. 1159 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,000 A Lily for Lane biddlecoff 1160 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:25,000 I lay upon his coffin, 1161 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,000 and when he's underneath the ground, 1162 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:33,000 I'll come and see him often. 1163 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000 Ok, let's go. 1164 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:40,000 Oh, one moment, please. 1165 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:45,000 In your grief, you've overlooked someone. 1166 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:51,000 I am Mrs. Lane biddlehoff. 1167 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,000 Coff. Coff. 1168 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,000 [Coughs] 1169 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:58,000 We were married 1170 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:02,000 before he went overseas. 1171 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:05,000 You'll notice I'm not dressed in mourning. 1172 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:10,000 If you were as close to Lane as I was, 1173 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:15,000 you'd know he'd have wanted it like this. 1174 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,000 Play, play, play! 1175 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:22,000 March. Two, one, two! 1176 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,000 [Tweet] 1177 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:30,000 Let's go, please. Let's go. 1178 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,000 Now, coolidge had a dog. 1179 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:39,000 He was a farm boy. 1180 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:42,000 He was partial to collie dogs. 1181 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,000 Then there was Roosevelt. 1182 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:47,000 He had a little black dog 1183 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:52,000 by the name of fala. 1184 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:09,000 Lane's mother never told us he got married. 1185 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,000 Where is his mother? 1186 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,000 She's at home. 1187 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,000 She's prostate with grief. 1188 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000 Prostrate. 1189 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:22,000 Y'all, I believe we're passing the funeral parlor. 1190 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,000 That's right. 1191 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:27,000 We're going right to the cemetery. 1192 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,000 Hey, look out! 1193 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:33,000 I wish you wouldn't keep doing that. 1194 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:44,000 [Dog barks] 1195 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,000 [Whistles] 1196 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:10,000 Can you give me a lift? 1197 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:15,000 My car just broke down. 1198 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,000 All right, that's it. 1199 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:31,000 I'd like to thank you for bringing my nephew home. 1200 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:35,000 You know, if you're ever in the area... 1201 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,000 When are you leaving? 1202 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,000 Tomorrow morning. 1203 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:42,000 Stay in the gateway hotel tonight. 1204 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:45,000 The other place is a rat hole. 1205 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:50,000 I'll tell my sister you dropped by, Mrs. Biddlecoff. 1206 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,000 Who's his sister? 1207 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:57,000 Lane's mama, the prostate woman. 1208 01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:00,000 You had to be Lane's wife? 1209 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:03,000 You guys took all the good parts. 1210 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:07,000 $5 million divided by 6 feet. 1211 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,000 Forget it! 1212 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:12,000 That's $833,000 a foot. 1213 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,000 I can't forget it. 1214 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:18,000 Anna-Marie! 1215 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000 Mmm! 1216 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:24,000 Why didn't you tell me he was married? 1217 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,000 He's not. 1218 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:29,000 His wife was at the funeral! 1219 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,000 Hi, uncle Mario. 1220 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:35,000 Why didn't you tell me you were married? 1221 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,000 I'm not. 1222 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:40,000 Your wife was at your funeral! 1223 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,000 What's her name? 1224 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:44,000 I don't know. You tell me. 1225 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:48,000 I could have been drunk or something. 1226 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,000 I'll go look at her. 1227 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:53,000 No! She's leaving tomorrow morning. 1228 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,000 You're leaving tomorrow afternoon. 1229 01:12:55,000 --> 01:13:00,000 Count on it! 1230 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,000 Here's the setup. 1231 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:10,000 Once the sidewalks have rolled up tonight, 1232 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:14,000 Michael and I will dig up the money. 1233 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,000 Standish stays here. 1234 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:20,000 What if the phone rings? 1235 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,000 This is reverend bassinet 1236 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,000 in the, uh... Presidential suite. 1237 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:30,000 Please see that the widow biddlecoff is not disturbed. 1238 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,000 And hold all calls. 1239 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,000 Please. 1240 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:37,000 Thank you. 1241 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:40,000 I'm off to Filch some shovels 1242 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:44,000 and stash them near the digs. 1243 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:49,000 How long will you be gone? 1244 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:55,000 Long enough. 1245 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,000 Long enough for what? 1246 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,000 Come on, Michael. 1247 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,000 Really? Now? 1248 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,000 I'm too tense. 1249 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:08,000 That's the point. 1250 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:17,000 Michael. 1251 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,000 Kissinger left for Paris? 1252 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:26,000 Cronkite's supposed to interview him tonight. 1253 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,000 Don't apologize to me. 1254 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:31,000 Have Henry apologize to Walter. 1255 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,000 Yeah. Bye. 1256 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,000 I need ■ filler for tonight. 1257 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:39,000 There's a human interest item from Omaha. 1258 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,000 Dead war hero-- 1259 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:45,000 chop it to two minutes for tonight. 1260 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,000 Michael. 1261 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,000 Yeah? 1262 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:54,000 I know you're an asshole and all. 1263 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:59,000 But I think I love you. 1264 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:02,000 Well. 1265 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,000 I love you. 1266 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,000 And look at you-- 1267 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:11,000 the mind of a maniac, the mouth of a longshoreman. 1268 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,000 Do you? 1269 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,000 You really do? 1270 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:19,000 Of course I do. 1271 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:27,000 Be quiet. I'm thinking. 1272 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:33,000 What are you thinking? 1273 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,000 I'm thinking about what's going to happen 1274 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:41,000 when that coffin doesn't arrive in New York. 1275 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:49,000 How late? 1276 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:51,000 A couple of hours. 1277 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:54,000 It's been rerouted through Nebraska. 1278 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,000 Say, you look familiar. 1279 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:59,000 Are you an actress? 1280 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,000 [Telephone rings] 1281 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,000 Amrail. 1282 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,000 Oh, Christ! 1283 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:07,000 Hey! Hey! 1284 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,000 Damn it. 1285 01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:13,000 I'll call you back. 1286 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:20,000 I'm getting me some coffee. 1287 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:23,000 What are you stopping for? 1288 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,000 I can drive. 1289 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,000 Nobody touches this wheel but watsy klinkowitz. 1290 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,000 Who's he? 1291 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,000 Welcome to high river, Nebraska, 1292 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:35,000 on this sad but triumphant occasion. 1293 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:38,000 Words cannot begin to convey 1294 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:40,000 our feelings at this moment, 1295 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:43,000 so there won't be any. 1296 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:48,000 Get it out of there. 1297 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,000 Excuse me. Excuse me.■ 1298 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:55,000 your honor. 1299 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:58,000 It is your honor. 1300 01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,000 Mayor frizzoli. 1301 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:02,000 Allow us to introduce ourselves. 1302 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,000 This is sergeant rangeloff, 1303 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,000 special graves detail. 1304 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:09,000 And I am the, uh... 1305 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:12,000 The reverend bassinet, 1306 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:17,000 Walker bassinet, major, U.S. army. 1307 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:24,000 Continuing our night owls' news updates. 1308 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:28,000 Here's Nadine gardner in high river, Nebraska. 1309 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:31,000 Oh, my god! This is me! 1310 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:34,000 I should have called my agent. 1311 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:37,000 Why does this happen to me-- 1312 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,000 oh, my god! 1313 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,000 My teeth! 1314 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:42,000 [Knock on door] 1315 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:47,000 Some of you may wonder why I'm not dressed in... 1316 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,000 What is it? 1317 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,000 Flowers for Mrs. Biddlehoff. 1318 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,000 Coff. 1319 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:59,000 Michael, Michael, my darling. 1320 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:10,000 She was in here sitting over there? 1321 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,000 Yes. 1322 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,000 Watching TV? 1323 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:15,000 Yes. Then she suddenly left. 1324 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,000 What show? 1325 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:18,000 The 10:00 news. 1326 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,000 What's out that door? 1327 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:21,000 The street. 1328 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:26,000 Good. 1329 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:33,000 This will take all night. 1330 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,000 Ahhhh! 1331 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:36,000 What's that? 1332 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:38,000 Nothing. Save your breath, kid. 1333 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,000 Dig. 1334 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:45,000 Come on. 1335 01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:03,000 Get out. 1336 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,000 Move! 1337 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,000 Nice place you got here. 1338 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,000 T■is place is deserted. 1339 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:12,000 We'll sit and wait for your boyfriend 1340 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:14,000 to bring back my money. 1341 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:19,000 Come on. Get inside. 1342 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,000 That's it, grave robber! 1343 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:33,000 Good! 1344 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:35,000 Ok. 1345 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,000 Let's fill the hole. 1346 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:38,000 Dig. 1347 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,000 [Cat meows] 1348 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,000 Ahhh! What's that? 1349 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:46,000 I don't know, but they're coming this way. 1350 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:48,000 Michael! 1351 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:53,000 Mike...michael! 1352 01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,000 He's gone! 1353 01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:58,000 Hi, Isadora! 1354 01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:01,000 Cousin Lane! 1355 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:03,000 You've risen? 1356 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:04,000 Huh? 1357 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:05,000 Ahhh! 1358 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,000 He is risen! 1359 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:09,000 He is risen! 1360 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,000 Wait! Izzy! 1361 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:16,000 I got to talk to your father. 1362 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:19,000 I knew it. 1363 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,000 I knew this would happen. 1364 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:23,000 You can retire. 1365 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:26,000 We'll all retire to sing sing. 1366 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,000 Calm down. Nothing's happened yet. 1367 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:34,000 It's going to happen. 1368 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,000 Just get on the ladder. 1369 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:40,000 Here, give me that. 1370 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,000 Ow! Grab it. 1371 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:47,000 That doesn't mean nothing will happen. 1372 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:50,000 Standish! Standish! 1373 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:55,000 Oh, god. 1374 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:09,000 See yourself on TV last night? 1375 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:12,000 Have you seen Mrs. Biddlehoff--coff? 1376 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:15,000 No. She's indisposed. Is anything wrong? 1377 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:19,000 No...no. 1378 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,000 A white house spokesman, 1379 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:24,000 responding to questions about president Nixon's 1380 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:26,000 public blowup at... 1381 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:28,000 Daddy! Daddy! 1382 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,000 What? 1383 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:31,000 He is risen! 1384 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:34,000 Cousin Lane is risen from the dead. 1385 01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:37,000 I saw him in the cemetery. 1386 01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:39,000 The box was empty. 1387 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:41,000 What box? 1388 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:44,000 The coffin. He's out of it. 1389 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,000 So are you, Isadora. 1390 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:49,000 Take one of your anticrazy pills 1391 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,000 and leave your father alone. 1392 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:54,000 But it's true. 1393 01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:55,000 Look. 1394 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:59,000 There he is. 1395 01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:00,000 Uncle Mario, 1396 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:05,000 have I got something to tell you. 1397 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:08,000 She's not here! She's not anywhere! 1398 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:13,000 I'm calling the police. 1399 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,000 "If you want her back alive!" 1400 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,000 Oh, my god! 1401 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:20,000 The address where he's holding her 1402 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,000 is on the other side. 1403 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:27,000 Michael, I want you to listen to me very carefully. 1404 01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,000 Ok? 1405 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:34,000 Now... 1406 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,000 Ahhh! Ah! 1407 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:40,000 Ah! Ahhhh! 1408 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:43,000 Ah! Ah! Ahhh! 1409 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:45,000 Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! 1410 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,000 Ahhhhhhh! 1411 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:50,000 Ahhhhhhh! 1412 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:52,000 Ahhh! Ahhh! 1413 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:56,000 Ahhh! Ahhh! 1414 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:59,000 Ahhhhh! Haa! Haa! 1415 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:00,000 Shut up. 1416 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,000 Shut up! 1417 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:03,000 Ahhhhhhh! 1418 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:06,000 Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! 1419 01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:08,000 Ahhh! Ahhh! 1420 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:10,000 Ahhhhh! 1421 01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:15,000 Ahhhhhh! 1422 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,000 [Ring] 1423 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:23,000 High river police. 1424 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:25,000 Who wants him? 1425 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,000 Who? 1426 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:29,000 I'll see if he's here. 1427 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:31,000 Uh, chief! 1428 01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:32,000 Yeah? 1429 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,000 Phone. 1430 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,000 Is it my wife? 1431 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:37,000 No, it's the preacher. 1432 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:42,000 Ok. 1433 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:49,000 Never marry a Lithuanian woman. 1434 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:51,000 Chief bumbalee here. 1435 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:54,000 Oh, hello, reverend. What's happening? 1436 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:57,000 The soldier I came here with 1437 01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:00,000 is not a soldier at all. 1438 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,000 He's an escaped convict. 1439 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:05,000 Get the mayor on the other phone. 1440 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:09,000 He's right in the next room. 1441 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:13,000 Just act normal. Do what you always do. 1442 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,000 Pray or something. 1443 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:17,000 Bless you, my son. 1444 01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:18,000 Yeah, you're welcome. 1445 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:21,000 Do you have the mayor? 1446 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:22,000 No, it's busy. 1447 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:24,000 Go to his house. 1448 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:27,000 Bring him to the gateway hotel. 1449 01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:32,000 Should I hang up the phone? 1450 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:40,000 You got the right address and everything? 1451 01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:43,000 [Splash] 1452 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:48,000 Just fine. This is fine. 1453 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:56,000 Wait here. 1454 01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:07,000 Hey! 1455 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,000 All right, turn left. 1456 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,000 Turn left here. 1457 01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:16,000 That's all I need, a hijacker. 1458 01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:29,000 Take this back to the farm. 1459 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:54,000 Guess who's here eating my breakfast 1460 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:59,000 and telling me a crazy story about grave robbers? 1461 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:02,000 Your idiot son, Lane biddlecoff, that's who! 1462 01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:06,000 Anna-Marie? 1463 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:08,000 I... 1464 01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:10,000 Anna-Marie! 1465 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:14,000 I said keep him in the house! 1466 01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:16,000 You let him out! 1467 01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:19,000 What's it like on the other side? 1468 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:21,000 Vietnam? 1469 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:24,000 No. After death. What is it like? 1470 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:27,000 I'm not dead. 1471 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:30,000 Not now, but you were. 1472 01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,000 Did you meet god? 1473 01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:36,000 Harriet doesn't know. She's got a big mouth. 1474 01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:40,000 All it takes is one ambitious young cop 1475 01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:44,000 to find out I've been harboring a Vietnam deserter, 1476 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:47,000 and they'll come here with handcuffs! 1477 01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:49,000 Phone down, hands up. 1478 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:52,000 I'll call you right back. 1479 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,000 Jeff! Long time, no see. 1480 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:57,000 Hi, Lane. Put your hands up. 1481 01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,000 Put that thing away. 1482 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:02,000 You're making a big mistake. 1483 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:04,000 I'm making captain. 1484 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:08,000 That's what I'm making. 1485 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,000 Is this 65 1/2 ligation road? 1486 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:12,000 Yes. 1487 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:14,000 This is 65 1/2 ligation road? 1488 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:15,000 Yes. 1489 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,000 Where's the house? 1490 01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:20,000 They moved it down there. 1491 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:23,000 They took the house! It's gone! 1492 01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:24,000 Where? 1493 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:27,000 Down the road that way! 1494 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,000 I don't believe it! 1495 01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:31,000 You don't believe it! 1496 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:35,000 I feel like Dorothy in the wizard of oz. 1497 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:40,000 Let's go down the road. 1498 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:44,000 The place has been turned upside down. 1499 01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:48,000 The sarge was looking for the widow biddlecoff. 1500 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:50,000 I'll call the mayor. 1501 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:55,000 He should be here by now. 1502 01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:00,000 Can you help me? 1503 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:02,000 Is sergeant rangeloff registered here? 1504 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:05,000 Yeah, he is, but he's out. 1505 01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:08,000 I'm looking for the sergeant myself. 1506 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:10,000 Hold it right there. 1507 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:12,000 Who are you? 1508 01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:14,000 Mrs. Lane biddlecoff. 1509 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,000 You're late for the funeral. 1510 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:18,000 I missed my connection. 1511 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:21,000 Too bad you wasted a trip. 1512 01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:23,000 What I mean is, 1513 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:26,000 the widow biddlecoff is here already. 1514 01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:28,000 I'm his second wife. 1515 01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:31,000 How do you know sergeant rangeloff? 1516 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:34,000 He's got Lane's personal effects. 1517 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:37,000 That first wife isn't getting everything. 1518 01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:39,000 I'll see you later. 1519 01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:41,000 Not so fast, miss latimer. 1520 01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:43,000 FBI, I'll take charge. 1521 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,000 Ok, put them up. 1522 01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:47,000 You, back! Yeah, you! 1523 01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:49,000 Come on, yeah. 1524 01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:50,000 You, come on! 1525 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:53,000 Ahhhh! 1526 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:56,000 Get your hands off, pig! 1527 01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,000 All right! You're under arrest! 1528 01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:01,000 Just walk in front of me. 1529 01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:03,000 Very slowly. 1530 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:04,000 Thanks a lot. 1531 01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:06,000 I'll read your rights. 1532 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:10,000 You have the right to remain silent. 1533 01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:12,000 You have the right-- 1534 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:13,000 shut up! 1535 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:17,000 Where the hell's my car? 1536 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:19,000 Ok, it's over there. 1537 01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:20,000 It's down there! 1538 01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:22,000 Make the turn! 1539 01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:24,000 Make the-- 1540 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:29,000 whoa! 1541 01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:36,000 Find a place and turn this thing around. 1542 01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:41,000 All right! Relax! 1543 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:48,000 Oh, Christ! 1544 01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:59,000 ♪ Well, who do you think you're foolin'? ♪ 1545 01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:01,000 ♪ You say you're havin' fun... ♪ 1546 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:04,000 You're not giving him that money. 1547 01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:07,000 ♪ Just lyin' in the sun ♪ 1548 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:10,000 ♪ you tried to be a hero ♪ 1549 01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:12,000 ♪ commit the perfect crime... ♪ 1550 01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:14,000 I'm getting out. 1551 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:16,000 ♪ But the dollar got you dancin' ♪ 1552 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:19,000 ♪ and you're runnin' out of time ♪ 1553 01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:22,000 ♪ you're messin' up the water... ♪ 1554 01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:24,000 Standish! 1555 01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:25,000 Standish! 1556 01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:27,000 Standish! Standish! 1557 01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:31,000 ♪ You're poisonin' your mind... ♪ 1558 01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:33,000 Standish! 1559 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,000 [Muffled voice] 1560 01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,000 Standish! 1561 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:38,000 ♪ You watch the television... ♪ 1562 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:39,000 Standish? 1563 01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:42,000 ♪ It tells you that you should ♪ 1564 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:44,000 ♪ how can you live in this way? ♪ 1565 01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:47,000 ♪ You must have something to say... ♪ 1566 01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:51,000 That man stuck this hair in my mouth 1567 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:53,000 so I wouldn't--ahhh! 1568 01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:57,000 ♪ Child of vision... ♪ 1569 01:30:57,000 --> 01:31:02,000 Hold it! 1570 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:07,000 ♪ Find yourself ♪ 1571 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:12,000 ♪ a new ambition ♪ 1572 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:16,000 ♪ I've heard it all before ♪ 1573 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,000 ♪ you're sayin' nothin' new ♪ 1574 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:21,000 ♪ I thought I saw a rainbow ♪ 1575 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:25,000 ♪ but I guess it wasn't true ♪ 1576 01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:27,000 ♪ you cannot make me listen ♪ 1577 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:29,000 ♪ I cannot make you hear ♪ 1578 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:32,000 ♪ s0 you find your way to heaven ♪ 1579 01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:36,000 ♪ and I'll meet you when you're there ♪ 1580 01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:40,000 ♪ how can you live in this way? ♪ 1581 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,000 ♪ You must have something to say ♪ 1582 01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:44,000 ♪ we have no reason to fight ♪ 1583 01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:45,000 ♪ 'cause we both know that we're right ♪ 1584 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:50,000 ♪ child of vision ♪ 1585 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:56,000 ♪ won't you listen? ♪ 1586 01:31:57,000 --> 01:32:01,000 ♪ Find yourself ♪ 1587 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:06,000 ♪ a new ambition ♪♪ 1588 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:21,000 Standish! 1589 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:32,000 Oh, no! 1590 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:37,000 Ahhhh! 1591 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:41,000 Did you see that? 1592 01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:42,000 That's it. 1593 01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:47,000 Michael. 1594 01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:53,000 Look out! 1595 01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:55,000 This won't hurt a-- 1596 01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:57,000 ahhhhhhhh! 1597 01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:58,000 Sorry! 1598 01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:03,000 Give me the money! 1599 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:16,000 [Warning bells clang] 1600 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:23,000 Give me that! 1601 01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:25,000 Standish! 1602 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:30,000 [Train whistle] 1603 01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:49,000 I love you. 1604 01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,000 I love you. 1605 01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:52,000 [Train whistle] 1606 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:57,000 Oh, no! 1607 01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:26,000 Ormond, FBI. You're under arrest. 1608 01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:28,000 You bastard! 1609 01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:29,000 Bye! 1610 01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:31,000 I'll get you! 1611 01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:33,000 You bastard! 1612 01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:36,000 You won't get away with this! 1613 01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:41,000 Let's wave the money at him. 1614 01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:45,000 What's this? 1615 01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,000 The yellow's the classified. 1616 01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:49,000 Where's the money? 1617 01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:51,000 He switched the bags! 1618 01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:53,000 You son of a bitch! 1619 01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:56,000 You're starting to sound like me. 1620 01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:59,000 When did he do it? 1621 01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:03,000 What does it matter? We've got each other. 1622 01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:06,000 Come on, forget about the money. 1623 01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:09,000 I suppose you need a little. 1624 01:35:09,000 --> 01:35:11,000 You made the switch. 1625 01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:14,000 Got to have a place to live. 1626 01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:17,000 You had it all the time. 1627 01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:19,000 Two cars. 1628 01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:23,000 I was almost killed for two phone books! 1629 01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:24,000 Shh! 1630 01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:26,000 Michael, I'm counting. 1631 01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:30,000 You know something? 1632 01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:32,000 Save some for yourself. 1633 01:35:32,000 --> 01:35:34,000 Not to worry. 1634 01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:36,000 ♪ Did you write the book of love?... ♪ 1635 01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:38,000 This side is mine. 1636 01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:40,000 ♪ Do you have faith in god above? ♪ 1637 01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:44,000 ♪ If the Bible tells you so ♪ 1638 01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:48,000 ♪ now, do you believe in rock 'n roll? ♪ 1639 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:51,000 ♪ Can music save your mortal soul? ♪♪ 1640 01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:55,000 ♪ and can you teach me how to dance ♪ 1641 01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:58,000 ♪ real slow? ♪ 1642 01:35:58,000 --> 01:36:01,000 ♪ Well, I know that you're in love with him ♪ 1643 01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:05,000 ♪ 'cause I saw you dancin' in the gym ♪ 1644 01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:08,000 ♪ you both kicked off your shoes ♪ 1645 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:12,000 ♪ man, I dig those rhythm 'n blues ♪ 1646 01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:15,000 ♪ I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck ♪ 1647 01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:19,000 ♪ with a pink carnation and a pickup truck ♪ 1648 01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:22,000 ♪ but I knew I was out of luck ♪ 1649 01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:24,000 ♪ the day ♪ 1650 01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:28,000 ♪ the music died ♪ 1651 01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:29,000 ♪ I started singin' ♪ 1652 01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:32,000 ♪ bye-bye, miss American pie ♪ 1653 01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:34,000 ♪ drove my Chevy to the levee ♪ 1654 01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:36,000 ♪ but the levee was dry ♪ 1655 01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:38,000 ♪ them good ol' boys ♪ 1656 01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:39,000 ♪ were drinkin' whiskey and rye ♪ 1657 01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:43,000 ♪ and singin' this'll be the day that I die ♪ 1658 01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:46,000 ♪ die ♪ 1659 01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:50,000 ♪ now for 10 years, we've been on our own ♪ 1660 01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:54,000 ♪ and moss grows fat on a rollin' stone ♪ 1661 01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:58,000 ♪ but that's not how it used to be ♪ 1662 01:36:58,000 --> 01:37:02,000 ♪ when the Jester sang for the king and queen ♪ 1663 01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:06,000 ♪ in a coat he borrowed from James Dean ♪ 1664 01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:11,000 ♪ in a voice that came from you and me ♪ 1665 01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:16,000 ♪ oh, and while the king was looking down ♪ 1666 01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:20,000 ♪ the Jester stole his thorny crown ♪ 1667 01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:23,000 ♪ the courtroom was adjourned ♪ 1668 01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:26,000 ♪ no verdict was returned ♪ 1669 01:37:26,000 --> 01:37:30,000 ♪ and while Lennon read a book of Marx ♪ 1670 01:37:30,000 --> 01:37:33,000 ♪ the quartet practiced in the park ♪♪ 1671 01:37:33,000 --> 01:37:35,000 Captioning funded by cbs/fox 1672 01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:37,000 captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc. 1673 01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:39,000 Captions copyright 1984 CBS inc. 1674 01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:42,000 Public performce of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute